Plain Lies Are Dangerous.

Do You Solemnly Swear Never To Conceal A Vital Clue From The Reader? Do You Promise To Observe Seemly Moderation In The Use Of Gangs, Conspiracies, Super Criminals And Lunatics And Utterly And Forever To Forswear Mysterious Poisons Unknown To Science? Will You Honor The King's English? ... If You Fail To Keep Your Promise, May Other Writers Steal Your Plots And Your Pages Swarm With Misprints.

The Devil Is A Spiritual Lunatic, But, Like Many Lunatics, He Is Extremely Plausible And Cunning.

But What Are You Going To Do About The People Who Are Cursed With Both Hearts And Brains?

Britain Possesses No Climate, Only Weather.

We May Argue Eloquently That 'honesty Is The Best Policy' - Unfortunately, The Moment Honesty Is Adopted For The Sake Of Policy It Mysteriously Ceases To Be Honesty.