Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

I Don't Mean To Be Funny.

It Ain't Like Football. You Can't Make Up No Trick Plays.

Congratulstions On Breaking My Record. I Always Thought The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

You Don't Have To Swing Hard To Hit A Home Run. If You Got The Timing, It'll Go.