Pitching Always Beats Batting — And Vice-versa.

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.

If The World Was Perfect, It Wouldn't Be.