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Women Have To Be Careful And Teach Their Girls To Be Aware Of Their Surroundings And Never Be Alone With Testosterone-crazed Boys. A Lot Of Little Lives Are Being Ruined And Our Society Is To Blame. Our Kids Are Just Searching And Being Curious But They Are Dangerously Looking For The Wrong Kind Of Attention.

Every Time We Go By Kfc, My Kids Ask Me To Honk And They Yell 'boo' Out The Window.

You Don't Want To Have To Be The Man And The Woman In The Relationship. I Always Say You Want A Man Who Can Fix The Toilet.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

Whenever I See A Homeless Guy, I Always Run Back And Give Him Money, Because I Think, 'oh My God, What If That Was Jesus?'