A Husband Should Only Be A Part

Yeah, I Finished, It Was Hard. Those Last Five Miles. It Was Like Giving Birth And Then Being Told To Run As You're Giving Birth. It Was So Much Pain In My Hips. I Don't Know If Women Are Meant To Run, Especially After Having Kids.

Natural Beauty Takes At Least Two Hours In Front Of A Mirror.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

There's Never Going To Be A Great Misunderstanding Of Me. I Think I'm A Little Whacked.

I Have This Phobia: I Don't Like Mirrors. And I Don't Watch Myself On Television. If Anything Comes On, I Make Them Shut It Off, Or I Leave The Room.