Perhaps You'd Care For A Synonym Bun,"

It Has Been A Long Trip," Said Milo, Climbing Onto The Couch Where The Princesses Sat; "but We Would Have Been Here Much Sooner If I Hadn't Made So Many Mistakes. I'm Afraid It's All My Fault.

That's The Way Most Everyone Gets Here. It's Really Quite Simple: Every Time You Decide Something Without Having A Good Reason, You Jump To Conclusions Whether You Like It Or Not. It's Such An Easy Trip To Make That I've Been Here Hundreds Of Times.

And When I'm Writing, I Write A Lot Anyway. I Might Write Pages And Pages Of Conversation Between Characters That Don't Necessarily End Up In The Book, Or In The Story I'm Working On, Because They're Simply My Way Of Getting To Know The Characters

You See, To Tall Men I'm A Midget, And To Short Men I'm A Giant; To The Skinny Ones I'm A Fat Man, And To The Fat Ones I'm A Thin Man.

I Am The Terrible Trivium, Demon Of Petty Tasks And Worthless Jobs, Ogre Of Wasted Effort, And Monster Of Habit.