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Expect Everything, I Always Say, And The Unexpected Never Happens.

One Of The Problems You Have When You Read With Kids Is That Once They Like Something They Want You To Read It A Hundred Times.

When He Was In School He Longed To Be Out, And When He Was Out He Longed To Be In. On The Way He Thought About Coming Home, And Coming Home He Thought About Going. Wherever He Was He Wished He Were Somewhere Else, And When He Got There He Wondered Why He'd Even Bothered.

I Remember When I Was A Kid In School And Teachers Would Explain Things To Me About What I Read, And I'd Think, Where Did They Get That? I Didn't Read That In There. Later You Look At It And Think, That's Kind Of An Interesting Idea

Just As I Thought: Boys Are The Cause Of Everything.