Perhaps It's Chasing Me. But I Don't

Grown Ups Are Complicated Creatures, Full Of Quirks And Secrets.

The Cuss Am I? Are You Cussing With Me?

The Writer Walks Out Of His Workroom In A Daze. He Wants A Drink. He Needs It.

When Writing About Oneself, One Must Strive To Be Truthful. Truth Is More Important Than Modesty.

You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed. "you Witless Weed! You Empty-headed Hamster! You Stupid Glob Of Glue!