Anything Easy Ain't Worth A Damn!

The Most Deceptive Course In Football Is Straight At The Goalposts.

Because I Couldn't Go For Three.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

There's Nothing In This World That Comes Easy. There Are A Lot Of People Who Aren't Going To Bother To Win. We Learn In Football To Get Up And Go Once More.

The Five Big Mistakes In Football Are The Fumble, The Interception, The Penalty, The Badly Called Play, The Blocked Punt—and Most Of These Originate With The Quarterback. Find A Mistake-proof Quarterback And You Have This Game Won.