Anything Easy Ain't Worth A Damn!

Any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.

We Do Not Pull In And Fill Up. And I'll Tell You Why We Don't. It's Because I Don't Buy One Goddamn Drop Of Gas In The State Of Michigan. We'll Coast And Push This Goddamn Car To The Ohio Line Before I Give This State A Nickel Of My Money.

The Bowl Games Are Only Supposed To Be A Fun Reward.

A Good General Always Makes You Search For His Weaknesses.

You Don't Get Hurt Running Straight Ahead...three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust Offense. I Will Pound You And Pound You Until You Quit.