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I Do A Lot Of Family Shows.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

The World Is Your Oyster When You Are Successful. That Was When I Was Getting Scripts. I Was Planning For This. I Like This Business. Parts Of It I Love, And I Didn't Want It To Just End. The Further You Get Away From Your Success, The Less Your Phone Rings. The Next Thing You Know, It's 20 Years Later And You're In A Mall Going, "remember When Al And I Used To Do Something Like This.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.