Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

The Greatest Missile In The World Is Useless ... Unless It's Targeted. A Torpedo Is Adrift Unless It Has Someplace To Go. An Arrow Is Pointless Unless It Hits Something. So It's Important For Kids--for Everyone, Even If You Fail At First--to Target Something And Head In That Direction. With All Your Might.

All Men Like To Think That They Can Do It Alone, But A Real Man Knows That There No Substitute For Support , Encouragement Or A Pit Crew.

I Have Irrational Fears, And They All Go Back To Losing My Father As A Kid. I've Never Gotten Over It.

Sometimes You Get The Sense That The Creator Is Getting To That Point Of "yeah, We Might Have To Reboot."

Men Often Do Things For Women That They Don't Want To Do, So That Women Will Do Things For Men That They Don't Want To Do.