Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

Men Often Do Things For Women That They Don't Want To Do, So That Women Will Do Things For Men That They Don't Want To Do.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.