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Okay. Now My Skin Is Really Prickling. I've Read All The Harry Potter Books, All Five Of Them. I Don't Remember Any Half-blood Prince. "what's This?" Trying To Sound Casual, I Point At The Ad, "what's Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince?" "that's The Latest Book," Garth The Other Trainee, Says. "it Came Out Ages Ago." I Can't Help Gasping. "there's A Sixth Harry Potter?" "there's A Seventh Out Soon!" Diana Steps Forward Eagerly. "and Guess What Happens At The End Of Book Six-" "shh!" Exclaims Nicole, The Other Nurse. "don't Tell Her!

Why Can't Parents Dance? Is It Some Universal Law Of Physics Or Something?

I Once Tried To Give Him A Friendly Little "drugs Chat". He Politely Corrected Me On Every Single Fact, Then Said He'd Noticed I Drank Above The Recommended Guidelines Of Red Bull And Did I Think I Might Have An Addiction? That Was The Last Time I Tried To Act Like The Older Sister.

Darling, When Things Go Wrong In Life, You Lift Your Chin, Put On A Ravishing Smile, Mix Yourself A Little Cocktail.

There's Nothing Like Your Mother's Sympathetic Voice To Make You Want To Burst Into Tears.