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Past And Present, It Is All The Same, Books Are Necromancers, They Exercise An Influence More Varied, More Lasting, Than Any Magic Known To Man.

Man Is A Dog's Idea Of What God Should Be.

Don't Try To Convert The Elderly Person; Circumvent Him.

Genius Is Initiative On Fire.

The Poor Are The Only Consistent Altruists; They Sell All They Have And Give It To The Rich.