People Who Do Comedy Really Are The

Stop Being Scared Of The Unknown, Because Anything I Worried About Didn't Happen. Other Stuff Happened. The Unknown, We Can't Do Anything About.

I've Made Mistakes, And I Know Why I Made Them, But I Made That Choice. Nobody's Ever Made A Choice For Me.

When I Was A Struggling Actress In New York In My 20s I Worked In A Burger Joint Called Diane's Uptown. I Actually Loved Waiting Tables. I Still Keep Who I Was In My Mind And Never Take Anything For Granted.

I Have These Big Piano-playing Hands. I Feel Like I Should Be Picking Potatoes.

I Would Say If You Are Going To Party, Show Up On Time To Work.