People Who Can't Be Witty Exert Themselves

Sweet Truth Is A Queen Proud And Mighty-- Her Throne Is In Heaven Above.

Play Not With Paradoxes. That Caustic Which You Handle In Order To Scorch Others May Happen To Sear Your Own Fingers And Make Them Dead To The Quality Of Things.

Starting A Long Way Off The True Point, And Proceeding By Loops And Zigzags , We Now And Then Arrive Just Where We Ought To Be.

Some Folks' Tongues Are Like The Clocks As Run On Strikin', Not To Tell You The Time O' The Day, But Because There's Summat Wrong I' Their Own Inside.

The Fact Is, Both Callers And Work Thicken - The Former Sadly Interfering With The Latter.