People Who Annoy People Are The Luckiest

You Release These Things, And If They Fly Then You Have More.

I've Had People Come Up To Me, As Home Viewers, And Tell Me They Were Screaming At The Tv, Yelling At Each Other, Yelling At The Contestants.

My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'

I Can Go To A Lot Of Games, But I'm Not A Player. I'm Kind Of An Observer. That's Why I Think I Do What I Do In Life. I Just Observe. That's What I Find Fascinating.

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.