You Can Go Home With A Lot

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

I Can Go To A Lot Of Games, But I'm Not A Player. I'm Kind Of An Observer. That's Why I Think I Do What I Do In Life. I Just Observe. That's What I Find Fascinating.

I'm From Canada, So Thanksgiving To Me Is Just Thursday With More Food. And I'm Thankful For That.

I Don't Know If I'm Teaching My Kids Right, But You Have To Go With Your Own Instincts. You Can't Be So Sure That Other People Are Going To Do Right By You.

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.