Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.
-George Carlin
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
People Tell You To Have A Safe
George Carlin
People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.
Views: 16
Topic
People
Safe
Over It
More From George Carlin
One Of The Effects It [cocaine] Had On My Personality - My Moods, My Behaviors - Was That It Inhibited Me A Lot. It Kind Of Took Possibilities Out Of My World, And Made The Focus Of Things Very Narrow.
Focus
Personality
World
I've Never Been Quarantined. But The More I Look Around The More I Think It Might Not Be A Bad Idea.
Humorous
Thinking
Ideas
Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.
Country
Golf
Games
Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.
Funny
Death
Long
Every Time You're Exposed To Advertising In America You're Reminded That This Country's Most Profitable Business Is Still The Manufacture, Packaging, Distribution, And Marketing Of Bullshit. High-quality, Grade-a, Prime-cut, Pure American Bullshit.
Country
Cutting
America
Trending Author
Allison Pearson
Gwendolyn Brooks
Elvis Costello
Randolph Bourne
Ben Nelson
James Branch Cabell
Category
Information