People Say, What Is She Thinking? I'm

Bald Is The New Black!

Usually I Trundle About In Trainers And Baggy Jeans, Looking About As Attractive As A Potato.

I Read In The Paper That I'd Slashed My Wrists. But I Didn't.

I'm So Bored Of All These Girls Who Have Written About 20 Books By The Time They're 25.

I've Always Had An Addictive Nature.