People Say That Life Is The Thing,

Whiskey Has Killed More Men Than Bullets, But Most Men Would Rather Be Full Of Whiskey Than Bullets.

How Many Of Our Daydreams Would Darken Into Nightmares If There Seemed Any Danger Of Their Coming True!

Those Who Set Out To Serve Both God And Mammon Soon Discover That There Isn't A God.

Happiness Is A Wine Of The Rarest Vintage, And Seems Insipid To A Vulgar Taste.

All My Life, As Down An Abyss Without A Bottom. I Have Been Pouring Van Loads Of Information Into That Vacancy Of Oblivion I Call My Mind.