People Say It's Easy To Make Fun

I Hated My Mom For Not Letting Me Play Football As A Kid. So When I Have Kids Someday, I Guarantee They'll Never Meet Their Grandmother.

Stereotypes Wouldn't Be So Bad If Black People Were Nicer, In General.

I Love Pittsburgh. Most Of My Family Still Lives There And I Try To Get Back A Couple Of Times A Year.

I Want To Marry The Kind Of Girl That Walks Out Of An Abortion Clinic With A Lollipop.

My Mom's Been Having A Hard Time Lately. She Just Found Out That She Has To Have Both Of Her Breasts Removed - If She's Ever Going To Be Good At Golf.