People Say I'm Difficult And Sometimes That's

[my Brother] Lived In A Dry Gulch Where The World Of Socks And Shoes Became Extremely Fascinating, And He Felt That Everyone Needs A Good Pair Of Socks, And Why Not Limit His Gift Giving To Something That Everybody Needs? He Thought That There Was Something Humorous About It. So He Gives Socks.

People Usually Go Through A Bad Period When They First Get Successful. You're New And You're Hot And Things Go Wrong.

You Can Tell How Boring A Person Is By The Lack Of Fear In Their Eyes When Someone Is Flipping Through Photos On Their Phone.

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.

To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous, I'd Say, "get Rich First And See If That Doesn't Cover It."