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The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.

You Understand People Better If You Look At Them-no Matter How Old Or Impressive Or Important They May Be-as If They Were Children. For Most Men Never Mature; They Simply Grow Taller.

I Never Cease Being Dumbfounded By The Unbelievable Things People Believe.

If A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, Please Paint Me The Gettysburg Address.

Acting Is A Form Of Deception, And Actors Can Mesmerize Themselves Almost As Easily As An Audience.