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I Believed In God My Whole Life.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

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Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!