No Person Ever Died By Drowning In

When A Person Begins To Yell During An Argument, It Is A Tip-off That He Is Unsure Of Himself.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

More Divorces Start In The Bedroom Than In Any Other Room In The House.

Class Can 'walk With Kings And Keep Its Virtue And Talk With Crowds And Keep The Common Touch.' Everyone Is Comfortable With The Person Who Has Class Because That Person Is Comfortable With Himself.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.