Those People On Daytime Tv Talking About

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

The Great Unrequited Love Tears Open Your Heart To The Beauty Of The World, Its Small Rivers And Upland Meadows. It Also Makes You Kinder To The Next Hundred Thousand Persons Who Cross Your Path.

Jesus Said The Meek Would Inherit The Earth, But So Far All We've Gotten Is Minnesota And North Dakota.

I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off When You Come Up With A Good Rhyme.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.