People Don't Want To Hear About Me

The Two Things In The World We All Share In This World Are Laughter And Pain. We've All Got Problems. The Levels Of Those Problems Vary, But We've All Got Problems. When You Can Take Things That Are Painful And Make Them Funny, That's A Gift - To You And Your Audience.

I'm Not The Most Attractive Fella. I'm Not A Billy Dee Williams. Personality Is Everything.

Everything Is An Open Book. I Don't Speak On Other People's Hardship, But If It Happened In My Life Or Something That Has Been An Experience On My Particular Journey, I'm Going To Talk About It. That's What My Fan Base Appreciates The Most. I'm Universal. You Can Relate To The Things I Say Or That I Go Through.

I Can't Cook, But I Can Make A Turkey And Cheese Sandwich Like Nobody Else.

I'm Not A Good Storm-outer... Because I Forget Stuff.