People Don't Like It When You Make

Lobsters Displays All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As "here, Boy!"

Americans Who Travel Abroad For The First Time Are Often Shocked To Discover That, Despite All The Progress That Has Been Made In The Last 30 Years, Many Foreign People Still Speak In Foreign Languages

No Man Had Ever Knocked Little Richard Down. But Of Course Ammm Was Not A Man.

All Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.

Auto Racing Is Boring Except When A Car Is Going At Least 172 Miles Per Hour Upside Down.