People Don't Die Of Old Age, They

The Tape Measure Doesn't Lie. Get That Tape Measure Out And Put It On Your Hips And Your Waist. Keep Checking It. And Keep Exercising And Cutting Those Calories Down Until That Tape Measure Gets Close To Where You Were In Your Prime.

You Can't Get Rid Of It With Exercise Alone. You Can Do The Most Vigorous Exercise And Only Burn Up 300 Calories In An Hour. If You've Got Fat On Your Body, The Exercise Firms And Tones The Muscles. But When You Use That Tape Measure, What Makes It Bigger? It's The Fat!

You Should Be Proud Of What You're Doing, But Not Conceited. If You Can't Be Proud Of Yourself, You're A Failure. And Discipline. To Do Anything In Life You Have To Have Discipline. To Accomplish Anything, You Have A Goal, Challenge Yourself, And Work Until You Accomplish That Goal. Practice What You Preach.

Sex Has To Do With Imagination, So The Sky Is The Limit. If You're Not Doing Bodily Harm, Why Shouldn't You Do What Turns You On?

Sitting Around On Your Big Fat Gluteus Maximus Talking About The Good Old Days. The Good Old Days Are Right This Second. You've Got To Exercise Vig-or-ously! Life Is Tough. Life Is A Challenge. Life Is A Battlefield... . Life Is An Athletic Event, And You Must Train For It.