People Don't Always Get What They Deserve

One Wanders Through Life As If Wandering Through A Field In The Dark Of Night, Wearing A Blindfold And Very Heavy Shoes, With A Poisonous Toad Waiting Patiently Beneath A Clump Of Weeds, Knowing Full Well That Eventually You Will Step On Him.

Wherever There’s A Conductor, You’re Sure To Find A Dead Composer!

People Who Say Money Doesn’t Matter Are Like People Who Say Cake Doesn’t Matter—it’s Probably Because They’ve Already Had A Few Slices.

Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.

Love Can Smack You Like A Seagull, And Pour All Over Your Feet Like Junk Mail.