Count Olaf Sounds Like An Awful Person.

I Am So Tired, I Can Hardly Type These Worfs.

Sooner Or Later, Everyone's Story Has An Unfortunate Event Or Two...the Solution, Of Course, Is To Stay As Far Away From The World As Possible And Lead A Safe, Simple Life.

I Don't Think Film Is The Writer's Medium, And So I Was Interested To See What A Director Would Do With It.

-most People Would Say That She's Beautiful. -that's Because She's Been With Most People.

If Only Uncle Monty Knew What We Know," Violet Said, "and Stephano Knew That He Knew What We Know. But Uncle Monty Doesn't Know What We Know, And Stephano Knows That He Doesn't Know What We Know." "i Know," Klause Said. "i Know You Know," Violet Said