People Assume That Somehow Fame And Wealth

Somehow, Magically, I've Become An Electronic Musician, And I Have A Recording Studio That Looks Like The Bridge Of The Enterprise.

The Truth Is That Genetics Has Robbed Me Of Hair. But It's Not Interesting To Blame Genetics.

If There Is True Evil In The World - It Is Republican Conservatives.

Have I Dated A Supermodel? Of Course Not. I'd Look Ridiculous.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Romantic Partners: Cold And Bitter And Prone To Giving Me Anxiety Attacks.