People Are Discontent; Men Are Troubled; And

If Men Could Regard The Events Of Their Own Lives With More Open Minds, They Would Frequently Discover That They Did Not Really Desire The Things They Failed To Obtain.

To Desire To Be Perpetually In The Society Of A Pretty Woman Until The End Of One's Days, Is As If, Because One Likes Good Wine, One Wished Always To Have One's Mouth Full Of It.

Learning Is Nothing Without Cultivated Manners, But When The Two Are Combined In A Woman, You Have One Of The Most Exquisite Products Of Civilization.

Growing Old Is No More Than A Bad Habit Which A Busy Person Has No Time To Form.

A Great Statesman, Like A Good Housekeeper, Knows That Cleaning Has To Be Done Every Morning.