People Are All Alike In Their Promises.

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

And With His Arms Crossed He Looks Pityingly Down From His Spiritual Height On Everything That Anyone Says.

And Knowing Money Is A Root Of Evil, In Christian Charity, He'd Take Away Whatever Things May Hinder Your Salvation.

Gold Is The Key, Whatever Else We Try; And That Sweet Metal Aids The Conqueror In Every Case, In Love As Well As War.

People Don't Mind Being Mean; But They Never Want To Be Ridiculous.