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The Smallest Errors Are Always The Best.

People Spend Most Of Their Lives Worrying About Things That Never Happen.

Everything That's Prose Isn't Verse And Everything That Isn't Verse Is Prose. Now You See What It Is To Be A Scholar!

Each Day My Reason Tells Me So; But Reason Doesn't Rule In Love, You Know.

It May Cost Me Twenty Thousand Francs; But For Twenty Thousand Francs, I Will Have The Right To Rail Against The Iniquity Of Humanity, And To Devote To It My Eternal Hatred.