People Always Tell Me I Should Run

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

Sure, They Are The Future Of Our World. Nike And Reebok Need More Factory Workers Every Day.

Probably The Most Memorable Even Of My Life Is When I Was Born. It Really Made Me Who I Am. If I Die, I Hope To Go Out The Same Way I Came In, But I Don't Think My Mother Would Be Into That.

I Can't Watch The News Anymore. They Have Their Priorities All Out Of Whack. All I See Is Natalee Holloway And Britney Spears And The War In Iraq. Where's The Substantive News? Where's The Zach Braff Coverage?

When I Was Little I Always Wanted To Drive A Train. That, And Become A Baker.