People Always Tell Me I Should Run

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

Of Course Killing People Is 'wrong', But I Think History Shows That Sometimes It Serves The Greater Good.

Yeah, I Saw The Guy Running Out Of The Building Carrying A Rifle, I Just Didn't Say Anything To The Cops Because I Was So Happy That I Wasn't The One Who Got Shot.

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

I Had A Very Funny Family.