Pedagogues: More Than Any Other Class Of

Whenever A Annoys Or Injures B On The Pretense Of Saving Or Improving X, A Is A Scoundrel.

You Come Into The World With Nothing, And The Purpose Of Your Life Is To Make Something Out Of Nothing.

Never Underestimate The Bad Taste Of The American Public

I Know Of No American Who Starts From A Higher Level Of Aspiration Than The Journalist. . . . He Plans To Be Both An Artist And A Moralist -- A Master Of Lovely Words And Merchant Of Sound Ideas. He Ends, Commonly, As The Most Depressing Jackass Of His Community -- That Is, If His Career Goes On To What Is Called A Success.

Love Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence.