Patch Was In My Life For A

What Was Up With Class Today? It Was Watered-down Porn. He Practically Had You And Patch On Top Of Your Lab Table, Horizontal, Minus Your Clothes, Doing The Big Deed.

Father' Is Such An Arbitary Word. Douche Bag, On The Other Hand.

She Cleans A Toilet Inside And Out Under A Minute. More Like Terrifying

You're Mine, Angel. And I'm Yours. Nothing Can Change That.

Dante Said, “i Tried Talking Nora Into A Ride, But She Keeps Blowing Me Off.” “that’s Because She Has A Hard-a Boyfriend. He Must Have Been Homeschooled, Because He Missed All Those Valuable Lessons We Learned In Kindergarten, Like Sharing. He Finds Out You Took Nora For A Ride, He’ll Wrap This Shiny New Porsche Around The Nearest Tree.