Passion Impels Our Deeds; Ideology Supplies The

The Most Reliable Pleasure Afforded By Theater Is The Intermission.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Most Self-laceration Is More Noisy Than Painful.

Hope Likes Justification, But Can Do Without.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.