Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

I Dream Of Summing Everything Up In The Greatest Sentence Ever Written.

The Language Of Pornography Is Abusive, That Of Romance Adoring. Both Are Addressed To A Fetish.

To Confer Dignity, Forgive. To Express Contempt, Forget.

Looking Backward At What Has Been Lost, I Feel Sad, Then Indifferent, And At Last Relieved.

People Are Reluctant To Cite Boredom As Grounds For Divorce.