Pass The Pub That Wrecks Your Body

Because You Wear A Uniform, A Smelly Uniform...and So You Think You Can Be Rude To Me.

Not Everybody Is Absolutely Stupid. Why On Earth Would I Be Racist, What Would I Be Trying To Achieve?

Shyness Is Nice, But Shyness Can Stop You From Doing All The Things In Life That You'd Like To.

I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.

A Heartless Hand On My Shoulder A Push And It's Over Alabaster Crashes Down Six Months Is A Long Time Tried Living In The Real World Instead Of A Shell But Before I Began I Was Bored Before I Even Began