Parenthood Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

If Your Body Is A Temple, You Can Pile Up Too Much Deferred Maintenance. If Your Body Is A Temple, Mine Was A Real Fixer-upper.

The World Of American Politics Is More Contentious Than It Has Ever Been In My Lifetime.

I Would Pay Snakes To Bite Her.

What We Don't Understand We Can Make Mean Anything.

I Don't Want To Die Without A Few Scars.