Paranoia Is Knowing All The Facts.

In Formulating Any Philosophy The First Consideration Must Always Be: What Can We Know? That Is, What Can We Be Sure We Know, Or Sure That We Know We Knew It, If Indeed It Is At All Knowable. Or Have We Simply Forgotten It And Are Too Embarrassed To Say Anything? Descartes Hinted At The Problem When He Wrote, 'my Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

I Think Crime Pays. The Hours Are Good, You Travel A Lot