Our Universe Is Ruled By Random Whim,

Perhaps Because I'll Never Be One, Humans Are Interesting To Me.

There Is A Simple, Logical Explanation,' I Said To Myself. And Because You Never Know Who Else Is Listening, I Added, 'and There Is Nothing Under The Bed.'" --dexter

Our Universe Is Ruled By Random Whim, Inhabited By People Who Laugh At Logic.

I Nodded With Genuine Synthetic Sympathy.

But What Could I Do? Be Stupid For A While? I Wasn't Sure I Knew How, Even After So Many Years Of Careful Observation.