Our Minds Want Clothes As Much As

Life Is One Long Process Of Getting Tired.

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

Friendship Is Like Money, Easier Made Than Kept.

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.