Autumn Is The Mellower Season, And What

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country And The Current Feeling Of One's Peers.

Evil Is Like Water, It Abounds, Is Cheap, Soon Fouls, But Runs Itself Clear Of Taint.

Life Is Like Playing A Violin Solo In Public And Learning The Instrument As One Goes On.