I Love Existing In Pre Big Bang

I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.

I Had A Sense Of Who I Was Before I Got Famous.

Well You See, Brazilian Jiujitsu Blackbelts Have A Blackbelt In...... Brazilian Jiujitsu

If I Could Make The Same Amount Of Money Doing Standup It Would Be No Contest. The Problem Is That If You Do Make That Kind Of Money Doing Standup, It's Not In Clubs, It's In Big Auditoriums And Large Venues, And I Really Think Something Is Lost When You Do Standup For A Big Crowd.

If I Could, I Would Live In Houston, And I Would Encourage Any Comic Starting Out Looking For A Good Place To Develop To Move There.