Otherwise, My Whole Career Has Just Been

Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering What You've Already Got.

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

Animal Welfare Issues Have Always Been Important To Me.