Originally, I Came From Texas, And We

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I've Always Been Able To Recount Things And I Have A Really Good Memory About Dialog And What People Have Said Before And This And That.

I Don't Have False Teeth. Do You Think I'd Buy Teeth Like These?

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.