Oratory Is The Art Of Making A

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

Television, I Love It, Everything That Happened Before Television Lumped Together, Never Caused Folks To Turn On A Street To Stare At Me, Or Waitresses To Ask For Autographs.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such As The American Urge Toward Independent Thought.

I Think The Right To Read, Is One Of Our Inherent Rights, And I Think That People In America Today Are Intelligent Enough To Decide For Themselves What They Want To Read. Without Being Told, By Self-appointed People, You Must Not Read This, Or You Cannot Read This.