Onstage, I Was Never The Ingenue.

I Want To Play A Disney Villainess So Badly.

Right Now One In Three Teenagers Meets The Medical Criteria For Addiction, Which Is Scary. I'm So Driven Because When I Walked Into Rehab, I Was Like, "am I Still Drunk? Did The Guys Give Me The Wrong Address? Am I At A Summer Camp?" And It Kills Them. Deaths Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol Have Overtaken All Other Emergency-room Deaths.

I Was Voted Biggest Ham And Likeliest To Become A Celebrity.

It Was Only When I Moved To New York That I Realized Tall Is Good.

In Some Roles I Have To Wear Fur, And I Always Make Sure It's Fake, Like In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux Fur Is Great Because It Shows People That Faux Can Look Fabulous.