Only Those Who Haven't Got The Wit

It Has Been Said That A Pretty Face Is A Passport. But It's Not, It's A Visa, And It Runs Out Fast.

Here In Barcelona, It's The Architects Who Built The Buildings That Made The City Iconic Who Are The Objects Of Admiration - Not A Bunch Of Half-witted Monarchs.

Being A Monarchist - Saying That One Small Group Is Born More Worthy Of Respect Than Another - Is Just As Warped And Strange As Being A Racist.

Nicole Kidman In Particular Seems To Bring Out The Butt-kisser In The Sassiest Of Hackettes, As They Ceaselessly Strive To Portray Her As Some Sort Of Cross Between Mother Teresa And Marilyn Monroe.

Feminism Seeks To Turn The Biggest, Bloodiest Carnivore In The World - Passion - Into A Right-on Cud-chewing Vegan. It Can Never Work. Sex Was Never Meant To Be That Way. Sex, On The Whole, Was Meant To Be Short, Nasty And Brutish. If What You Want Is Cuddling, You Should Buy A Puppy.