Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is

I Was A Walking, Talking Hunk Of Human Poop.

I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I Don't Pay To Have My Dirty Work Done For Me. I Do It Myself.

I Stand Humbled On Bended Knee But, Of Course, The Response To That Would Be 'duh!' And To Be Given That Incredible Honor Means That I Represent The Piss And Vinegar, The Energy, The Defiance, The Musicality Of The Funk Brothers And Motown And Mitch Ryder And Bob Seger, Brownsville Station And Grand Funk Railroad And Eminem And Jack White And Kid Rock - Are You Kidding Me?