Only Thing Worse Than A Frenchman Is

I Hunt Deer Because They Aren't Capable Of Higher Forms Of Thinking. All They Care About Is, 'what Am I Going To Eat Next, Who Am I Going To Screw Next, And Can I Run Fast Enough To Get Away'. They Are Very Much Like The French In That Way.

I Put My Heart And Soul Everyday Into Showing My Appreciation For The Incredible Sacrifices Of The Us Military Heroes By Using My Freedom And Rights, That They Provided And Safeguarded At Such Sacrifice, To The Best Of My Ability Fighting The Enemies At Home.

Where You Have The Most Armed Citizens In America, You Have The Lowest Violent Crime Rate. Where You Have The Worst Gun Control, You Have The Highest Crime Rate.

I Take Really Good Care Of Myself. I Promised Myself Long Ago That I Would Never Miss A Hunting Season, Never Poison My Sacred Temple With Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Bad Food.

Hunting Is The Last Perfect Thing.